Learn Hardcore Japanese: sotira kara kotira ni kuruno ha muri nara, denwa de hanasou. - If coming here from there is impossible, let’s talk on the phone.

そちら　から　こちら　に　来くるの　は　無理むり　なら、　電話でんわ　で　話はなそう。sochira kara kochira ni kuruno wa muri nara, denwa de hanasou.

If coming here from there is impossible, let’s talk on the phone.

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Questions & Answers about sochira kara kochira ni kuruno wa muri nara, denwa de hanasou.

Why use そちら and こちら instead of personal pronouns like あなた or わたし?

Japanese often avoids explicit personal pronouns. そちら literally means there/your side and politely refers to the listener or their location/organization. こちら is here/our side and refers to the speaker or their location. Using these sounds natural and polite, especially on the phone or between groups, and avoids overusing あなた.

Is そちら/こちら polite or casual? What about そっち/こっち?

そちら/こちら: neutral–polite. Safe in most situations, even with people you don’t know well.
そっち/こっち: casual. Use with friends/family. If you make the end of the sentence very casual (like 話そう), pairing it with そっち/こっち feels more consistent in tone.

Why is there a の before は in 来るのは?

の nominalizes the clause そちらからこちらに来る so it can function as a noun phrase. Think of it as turning coming from there to here into the topic X in the pattern X は無理.

Could I use こと instead of の (i.e., 来ることは無理)? What’s the nuance?

Both are grammatical:

来るのは無理: more concrete/immediate, common in speech.
来ることは無理: slightly more formal/abstract or policy-like. In everyday speech about a specific situation, の sounds more natural.