Question 1

Why do we use schneiden instead of the past participle geschnitten?

Accepted Answer

This is because of the "double infinitive" rule. When you use a modal verb (like sollen) in the past to express a regret or missed obligation, you use hätte followed by two infinitives at the end of the sentence. So instead of the past participle geschnitten, German requires the infinitive schneiden right next to the infinitive sollen.

Question 2

Wait, den Pony? I thought that meant a small horse!

Accepted Answer

It can mean a small horse, but in German, der Pony is also the standard word for "bangs" or "a fringe" (the hair cut across your forehead). Because it is the direct object receiving the action of the cut here, the masculine noun takes the accusative form, den Pony.

Question 3

How does the word order work with three verbs (hätte, schneiden, sollen)?

Accepted Answer

In a standard main clause, the conjugated helper verb (hätte) takes the second position. All other verbs are pushed to the very end of the sentence. When you have a double infinitive, the main action verb (schneiden) goes first, followed immediately by the modal verb (sollen) at the very end.

Question 4

Could I say selber instead of selbst here?

Accepted Answer

Yes, you absolutely can! Both mean "myself" in this context. selbst is the standard, written word, while selber is highly common in everyday spoken German. Since regretting a bad haircut is something you would say out loud to a friend or in the mirror, selber would sound perfectly natural.

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