Conversational conclusions (total, que...)

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blindly, blind (as in blind date)
a ciegas
the fiasco, the failure
el fiasco
disastrous
desastroso
Today I went on a blind date and it was a disastrous fiasco.
Hoy he ido a una cita a ciegas y ha sido un fiasco desastroso.
in short, so
total, que
Long story short, I am not going on a blind date again.
Total, que no vuelvo a ir a una cita a ciegas.
the fright, the horror
el espanto
pathetic
patético
To me, his attitude has been the most pathetic horror.
Para mí, su actitud ha sido el espanto más patético.
Yesterday I went out with a girl and she was a horror; anyway, I took off.
Ayer salí con una chica y era un espanto; total, que me marché.
incompatible
incompatible
to leave, to clear out
largarse
Last night I met the most incompatible man; long story short, I took off before dessert.
Anoche conocí al hombre más incompatible; total, que me largué antes del postre.
endless
interminable
Yesterday's dinner was endless because my date is totally incompatible with me.
La cena de ayer fue interminable porque mi cita es totalmente incompatible conmigo.
to vanish
esfumarse
After that endless night, the boy had vanished.
Después de aquella noche interminable, el chico se había esfumado.
Long story short, this afternoon she vanished without paying the bill.
Total, que esta tarde se ha esfumado sin pagar la cuenta.
The thing about yesterday's disastrous fiasco was a nightmare.
Lo del fiasco desastroso de ayer fue una pesadilla.
My date today started crying; anyway, it was pathetic.
Mi cita de hoy ha empezado a llorar; total, que ha sido patético.
In short, the guy was very boring and I left.
Total, que el chico era muy aburrido y me largué.
In short, the blind date was a disaster and she vanished.
Total, que la cita a ciegas fue un desastre y ella se esfumó.