Warnings and threats (como)

Warnings and Threats with Como

To issue a strict warning or conditional threat, use como followed by the subjunctive.

While como usually means "how," "as," or "since," when paired with the subjunctive at the beginning of a sentence, it translates to a menacing "if." This structure is perfect for keeping your accomplices in line during a high-stakes heist (el atraco).

Como + present subjunctive + consequence (present or future indicative)

If you ruin this heist, you are a dead man.
Como arruines este atraco, eres hombre muerto.

This structure strongly implies that there will be severe negative consequences if the condition occurs.

If the hostage screams, we cannot escape.
Como el rehén grite, no podemos escapar.

You can also use this structure in the negative to warn someone about what will happen if they fail to do something.

If you do not guard the street, you are going to lose everything.
Como no vigiles la calle, lo vas a perder todo.

Keeping the Crew in Line

The consequence clause usually expresses an immediate result or what is going to happen using ir a + infinitive. Let's make sure the crew understands what is at stake:

If you rat me out, I am going to find you.
Como me delates, te voy a encontrar.
If you guys disobey me, you are not going to receive the money.
Como me desobedezcan, no van a recibir el dinero.
If the van is not ready, the plan fails.
Como la furgoneta no esté lista, el plan fracasa.
If you do not put on the ski mask, they are going to recognize you.
Como no te pongas el pasamontañas, te van a reconocer.