Surprise interrogatives (magar)

QuestionAnswer
surely / really (rhetorical question particle)
مگرmagar
trouble (hassle, bother)
دردسرdardesar
to be related / to have a connection
ربط داشتنrabt dâshtan
Wait, does this trouble have anything to do with me?
مگر این دردسر به من ربط دارد؟magar in dardsar be man rabt dârad?
flustered / panicked
دستپاچهdastpâche
twin
دوقلوdoqolu
Why are you flustered? Does he actually have a twin brother?
چرا دستپاچه هستی؟ مگر او برادر دوقلو دارد؟cherâ dastpâche hasti? magar u barâdar doqolu dârad?
wig
کلاه‌گیسkolâh-gis
Wait, did you think he was my twin brother? That is just a wig!
مگر فکر کردی او برادر دوقلوی من است؟ آن فقط یک کلاه‌گیس است!magar fekr kardi u barâdar doqolu-ye man ast? ân faqat yek kolâh-gis ast!
to pretend
وانمود کردنvânemud kardan
ridiculous
مسخرهmaskhare
Wait, aren't you pretending? This wig is so ridiculous.
مگر وانمود نمی‌کنی؟ این کلاه‌گیس خیلی مسخره است.magar vânemud nemikoni? in kolâh-gis kheyli maskhare ast.
to faint
غش کردنghash kardan
Wait, didn't he faint by the door? This ridiculous game is going to cause trouble.
مگر او کنار در غش نکرد؟ این بازی مسخره دردسر درست می‌کند.magar u kenâr dar ghash nakard? in bâzi maskhare dardsar dorost mikonad.
Which manager was flustered? Wait, wasn't he pretending?
کدام مدیر دستپاچه بود؟ مگر او وانمود نمی‌کرد؟kodâm modir dastpâche bud? magar u vânemud nemikard?
He might have a twin brother. Wait, does this have anything to do with the case?
ممکن است او برادر دوقلو داشته باشد. مگر این به پرونده ربط دارد؟momken ast u barâdar doqolu dâshte bâshad. magar in be parvande rabt dârad?
crazy
دیوانهdivâne
Wait, didn't the crazy man faint in the yard?
مگر مرد دیوانه در حیاط غش نکرد؟magar mard divâne dar hayât ghash nakard?
Are you actually flustered because of the wig? It is not a secret!
مگر به خاطر کلاه‌گیس دستپاچه هستی؟ این یک راز نیست!magar be khâter-e kolâh-gis dastpâche hasti? in yek râz nist!
Are you crazy? This dog is the manager!
مگر تو دیوانه هستی؟ این سگ مدیر است!magar to divâne hasti? in sag modir ast!