Μην με βάζεις να φορέσω κοστούμι με τόση ζέστη, σε παρακαλώ.

Because μην is the negative used for commands, requests, warnings, and prohibitions.

• Δεν negates statements: Δεν τον βλέπω = I don’t see him
• Μην negates commands or subjunctive-type forms: Μην πας = Don’t go

So Μην με βάζεις... means Don’t make me..., not You don’t make me...

Με is the weak object pronoun meaning me. In Greek, these short object pronouns usually go before the verb in normal finite clauses.

So:

• με βάζεις = you make me
• literally: me you-make

This is normal Greek word order for object pronouns.
Compare:

• Με ξέρεις = You know me
• Τον βλέπω = I see him

One important exception is the affirmative imperative, where the pronoun usually comes after the verb, but here we have a negative command with μην, so με stays before the verb.

Yes, the basic meaning of βάζω is often put, but in this pattern it has a different, very common sense:

βάζω κάποιον να + verb = make/get someone to do something

So:

• με βάζεις να φορέσω
  = you make me wear / you get me to put on

This is a standard Greek construction. Similar examples:

• Με έβαλε να περιμένω. = He made me wait.
• Τον βάζω να δουλέψει. = I make him work.

So here βάζεις is not about physically placing someone somewhere.

Because the person who will do the wearing is me, not you.

In the sentence:

• με βάζεις = you make me
• να φορέσω = to wear / to put on = for me to wear

So the hidden subject of φορέσω is the speaker:

• I wear the suit
• you are the one making me do it

That is why Greek uses φορέσω (I wear / I put on in the subjunctive construction), not φορέσεις (you wear).

This is an aspect question.

Greek often chooses between:

• perfective: one whole action, viewed as a single event
• imperfective: ongoing, repeated, habitual, or focusing on the process

Here, φορέσω is the perfective form. It fits the idea of making someone put on / wear a suit for this occasion.

So:

• να φορέσω κοστούμι suggests to put on / wear a suit this time
• να φοράω κοστούμι would sound more like to be wearing a suit, to wear suits regularly, or focus on the ongoing state/process

In English both may sometimes be translated simply as wear, but Greek makes the distinction more clearly.

Because the two parts of the sentence work differently.

1) Main clause: Μην με βάζεις

This is a negative command. Greek uses:

• μην + verb

So Greek does not say μην να βάζεις.

2) Subordinate clause: να φορέσω κοστούμι

After βάζω κάποιον να..., Greek normally uses:

• να + verb

So the full structure is:

• Μην με βάζεις = Don’t make me
• να φορέσω κοστούμι = to wear a suit

That is why να appears only before φορέσω.

Greek often leaves out the indefinite article when English would naturally use a.

So:

• φορέσω κοστούμι = wear a suit

This is perfectly natural Greek. It sounds general and idiomatic.

You could also say:

• να φορέσω ένα κοστούμι

but that can sound a bit more specific, as if you are emphasizing one suit.

So the version without an article is very normal here.

Literally, it means with so much heat.

Idiomatic English equivalents are:

• in such heat
• when it’s this hot
• in weather like this

A few grammar points:

• ζέστη = heat
• τόση = so much / such a lot of
• τόση is feminine singular because ζέστη is feminine singular
• με here means something like with / in conditions of

So Greek is expressing the situation: with this much heat around.

Because τόση has to agree with ζέστη.

Greek adjectives and words like τόσος, τόση, τόσο change for gender and number.

Since:

• η ζέστη is feminine singular

you get:

• τόση ζέστη

Compare:

• τόσο νερό = so much water
  (νερό is neuter)
• τόσος θόρυβος = so much noise
  (θόρυβος is masculine)
• τόση ζέστη = so much heat
  (ζέστη is feminine)

Literally, σε παρακαλώ means I beg you or I ask you.

• σε = you (singular object)
• παρακαλώ = I beg / I ask / please

In everyday Greek, it very often just means please.

It can appear in different positions:

• Σε παρακαλώ, μην με βάζεις...
• Μην με βάζεις..., σε παρακαλώ.

Putting it at the end often sounds natural and adds a pleading tone, like please at the end of an English sentence.

Yes. This sentence is addressed to one person, using the informal singular form.

You can tell from:

• βάζεις = you make (singular)
• σε παρακαλώ = please / I beg you to one person

For plural or polite you, you would say:

Μην με βάζετε να φορέσω κοστούμι με τόση ζέστη, σας παρακαλώ.

Changes:

• βάζεις → βάζετε
• σε → σας

In Greek, the plural form is also the polite form, much like French vous or German Sie.

Yes, you could, and the difference is mainly one of aspect/nuance.

• Μην με βάζεις... uses the imperfective form
  It can sound like don’t make me in a general sense, or stop putting me in that position
• Μην με βάλεις... uses the perfective form
  It often sounds more like don’t go and make me or don’t make me this one time

So both are possible, but they feel slightly different.

Very roughly:

• Μην με βάζεις να φορέσω κοστούμι...
  = Don’t make me wear a suit... / Don’t keep making me...
• Μην με βάλεις να φορέσω κοστούμι...
  = Don’t make me wear a suit... / Don’t put me in that situation this time

In real conversation, either can work depending on the exact context and tone.