Ironic rejections (¡ni que...!)

QuestionAnswer
to expect (to aim for something unreasonable); to intend, to aim to
pretender
as if (exclamatory, + past subjunctive)
ni que
the chauffeur
el chófer
Do you expect me to take you to the center? As if I were your chauffeur!
¿Pretendes que te lleve al centro? ¡Ni que fuera tu chófer!
the fortune teller
el adivino
He expects me to know the answer. As if I were a fortune teller!
Pretende que yo sepa la respuesta. ¡Ni que fuera adivino!
the nerve
el descaro
the outrage
la barbaridad
What a nerve! As if it were an outrage to ask for a favor.
¡Qué descaro! ¡Ni que fuera una barbaridad pedir un favor!
indignant
indignado
the nonsense (absurdity)
el disparate
She is indignant about that nonsense. As if I had insulted her!
Ella está indignada por ese disparate. ¡Ni que la hubiera insultado!
to please
complacer
No one has to please you. As if you were the king!
Nadie tiene que complacerte. ¡Ni que fueras el rey!
to settle
conformarse
the audacity
el atrevimiento
You have to settle. As if asking for more were an audacity!
Hay que conformarse. ¡Ni que pedir más fuera un atrevimiento!
The chauffeur left indignant. As if we had paid him badly!
El chófer se fue indignado. ¡Ni que le hubiéramos pagado mal!
It is an enormous nonsense. As if I had said an outrage!
Es un disparate enorme. ¡Ni que hubiera dicho una barbaridad!
He has the nerve to ask me for money. As if I were a millionaire!
Tiene el descaro de pedirme dinero. ¡Ni que fuera millonario!
Do you expect her to settle? As if winning were an audacity!
¿Pretendes que ella se conforme? ¡Ni que ganar fuera un atrevimiento!
It is impossible to please them. As if I were a fortune teller!
Es imposible complacerlas. ¡Ni que yo fuera adivina!
Does he expect us to keep quiet? What an audacity!
¿Pretende que nos callemos? ¡Qué atrevimiento!
I intend to finish the novel this year.
Pretendo terminar la novela este año.
Do you intend to swim to the island? As if you were a fish!
¿Pretendes nadar hasta la isla? ¡Ni que fueras un pez!

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